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i shall defend your name…
Everyone feels the air pulled from the room, from the force of the first blow. I feel every inch of my body reflectively launch itself towards the body with arm mid recoil. You fall back, eyes closed,...
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Happy Marathon Monday
Patriots Day: a holiday unlike any other. Which is especially suspicious when you consider that the rest of the country gets both Veterans Day AND Memorial Day — what’s the difference, besides the...
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Freshmen Weekend
The crisp, pre-autumnal scent of perfume, vomit and underage drinking wafts through the air on Huntington Avenue. Wherefore art thou pants, sweet maiden? Why dost thou mate lie incontinent along the...
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Post-Turkeypocalypse
Ambling sloth-like through the wasteland, breathing in a noxious haze of tryptophan and sickly sweet liquor, I plod past the pestilent pond of porcelain piled high in endless pillars, towards the...
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An Official Message From the Boston Police Department: If You Got Arrested at...
“Congratulations. You’re our first customers today who haven’t come straight to the bar to order Irish car bombs.” “But…it’s only 12:02.” “…” “And you guys don’t open til noon.” “Yeah.” “So you’ve only...
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The Ballad of Gideon Stargrave
In a city full of strangers, or a town that’s drowned in dreams, I’m the albatross, awaiting flight; a soldier’s greatest scheme before his life and pride are blown apart. Locked on target for her...
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